Two Old Men

Conversation between a 3 year old and an almost 3 year old with translations:

Jaden:  We gowin foobaw? (Are we going to Jaxon's football game?)
Evan:  No, we go to Jackie Gwandma's house. (No, you fool, we're going to Jackie Grandma's house.)
Jaden: No fooball? (Really, I have to miss the football game again?)
Evan:  Nooooo, we're going to Jackie Grandma's house!!!  (We're not going to the game - don't you know they don't want to have to chase us around?)
Jaden: Go to Boma's house?  (Man, we miss out on everything!)
Evan: NOOOOOO!!!!!  JACKIE GWAAAAAAANDMA'S Howwwwse... (Stop calling her Boma, it's Jackie Grandma...)
Jaden:  Loo, baby Ewan - Bardabake!!! (Since we're clearly not wanted at the football game - let's go to Cowabunga Bay, man!)
Evan: Beaw Lyake?  (Dude, you want to go to Bear Lake?)
Jaden: Bardabake! Loo, let go bardabake!!! (No way, that's too far.  Let's go to the new water park it's awesome!!)
Evan: Where Beaw Lyake?  I don't see it. (Yeah, right.  It's closed and our mom's want to take us some place where they DON'T have to chase us around.)

The only thing missing are the hearing aids...